“I deny Jesus Christ the deceiver … and I abjure the Christian faith, holding in contempt all of its works. By the symbol of the Creator, I swear henceforth to be … a faithful servant of his most puissant Arch-Angel, the Prince Lucifer … whom the Creator designated as His Regent and Lord of this World. As a being now possessed of a human body in this world. I swear to give my full allegiance to its lawful Master: to worship Him, our Lord Satan and no other; to despise all manmade religions, and to bring contempt to them whenever possible; to undermine the faith of others in such false religions whenever possible; and bring them to the true faith when desirable. I swear to give my mind, body, and soul unreservedly … to the furtherance of the designs of our Lord Satan. If I betray my oath, I do now decree to have my throat cut, my tongue and heart torn out … and to be buried in the sand of the ocean that the waves of it may carry me away into an eternity of oblivion.”
Oh you like Satan and 666 and being an edgy kid? Listen to this all the way through and worship Prince Lucifer, posers.