March 2012
Anonymous asked: You have the prettiest gf in the world sigh
fortressofself:
man can la dispute just come play in my living room and only play the songs from the here, hear eps
I hope this is an elaborate scheme to have them arrested for breaking into tears and entering.
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I should put out a zine that involves me trashing anyone and anything. It wouldn’t boast interviews with cool bands or pretentious photography, just me interviewing myself. That’s what a zine should be.
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Stuart Young and Jessica Clark should get hitched
to the back of a truck and dragged through lava.
stuartyoung:
How i feel about people who say Swag
This kid has an undercut, a dermal piercing, a Supreme hat and hand tattoos and he’s hating on the word “Swag.” Shut the fuck up, dweeb.
HEY HARDCORE!
Stop ripping off the 90’s and start sampling dubstep wubwubs.
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February 2012
I just found out one of my favorite teachers from middle school was fired for showing a clip of Jackass 2 while he was substituting for a high school Latin class. Apparently, a student became uncomfortable with the clip and this prompted their parents to write in which led to him losing his job.
How much do you wanna bet that the little shit who ratted on him is some PC tumblr dork?
REAL RAIN POURS
April 7th.
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Taking a picture of yourself with an iPad just shows me that you not only hate yourself, but want everyone else to hate you, too.
Tumblr: where people defend the use of an acronym so hard you can smell the tears.
I'm tired
But if you repeatedly use an acronym to describe your life, you’re a simple minded turd. S.M.T.
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YOLO is actually short for YOLOSKY which means, “You Only Live Once So Kill Yourself.”
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I don’t give a fuck about your Instagrammed pancakes.
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I’m convinced that people don’t like Bold. They just like the shirts with their logo.